Astrology with Jo Mama

Hey there Star Gazers,

For this issue of Le Doc I turn my attention to the sign Libra.

Ruled by Venus the goddess of love and beauty, Libra is the sign that represents kindness. In 2020 Saturn will be in the 5th house which indicates Libra women can plan to either extend their family or give birth for the first time. 

Libra women like Kim Kardashian like to keep things simple:

"The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV."

Gandhi once suggested people should, "Hate the sin, love the sinner." In his later years "Randy Gandhi" would go to bed with young women in order to "test his celibacy". Nobody's perfect. And those born between Sept 23rd and Oct 22nd just love to flirt and flash their flesh. Libra actors; Emelia Clark, Kate Winslet, Gwyneth Paltrow, Susan Sarandon and Kate Winslet were all very willing to disrobe because, "the part demanded it". Unlike Blair and Bush, Putin was happy to be photographed riding a horse with his shirt off. And John Lennon was the only Beatle super keen to get naked on a record sleeve.

The only major faults your average Libra person has is that they forgive too easily and care too much. My advice is: be kind to Libra people as they've been kind to you.

Pip Pip, Jo Mamma

Illustration © Leonie Woods